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mangohue:

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

@eldabe

GPOY
…ugh mint, ew. 

+1. Anything mint just tastes like toothpaste.
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When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???
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Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist
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l1berum:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
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That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

I do this too. And I can’t do action films or romances where the plot advances because of embarrassing misunderstandings or bad decisions. Certain preventable fuckups make me viscerally angry and uncomfortable and ashamed.

Like, I’m sure “The Walking Dead” has some good points, and my husband wanted to watch it, so we borrowed it from completely the library and EVERYTHING, but I was unable to tolerate it. For some reason, the plot advanced mostly by the kind of fuckups that really bother me, and the characters kept doing uncomfortable things or having uncomfortable conversations. This isn’t to say there was anything wrong with the show. It was like I was personally allergic to it. I would have to get up and walk around the room, fiddling with stuff, or walk away entirely. But lots of people like the show, so it would be like

“Elodie, have you seen Walking Dead”

“Oh, it’s not for me”

“Whyyyy?? you’d like it”

“Um, it makes me physically uncomfortable”

“LOL are you afraid of zombies?”

“Absolutely. Yes. I don’t like them at all. But it’s more that I felt my face getting really hot with shame, and I had to have something to knit so I couldn’t watch the characters fucking up, BUT I COULD STILL HEAR THEM, FRIEND, I COULD STILL HEAR THEM FUCKING EVERYTHING UP”

I’m so glad other people have this too because SOMEBODY GETS IT

I literally watch through my fingers, with my hands in front of my face.
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Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again
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coming up with a fic idea: heck yeah
developing the idea: H E C K Y E A H
actually writing the idea: oh no
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“don’t judge a book by it’s cover” is a beautiful powerful sentiment that i fully ignore when book shopping
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me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due
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i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord
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Does anyone else just lay in bed for an hour or so before they fall asleep and generate their own fanfictions? And they are super elaborate and you just sit and go through it and wasting precious sleeping time.
Reblog if u do.
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Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think “well thats never going to happen.”
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bitchycode:

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening
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bajn:

me: says literally anything
me in my head: that was stupid and now everyone hates u. congrats
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1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

take a nap

take a very long nap
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Expectation: I'm going to read these books and do all these chores and start a big project and organize everything-
Reality: *sits under a blanket and makes every excuse not to move*

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